An Interesting Dream

I don't know what this dream means.......
So it was at the Water Tower in Chicago and I was walking through this cemetary that was there (Which isn't in real life) and all of the spirits of deceaced people came out and were moaning and crying and kinda scary so I said "Stop!! I can see and hear you guys!!" And most of them shut up and went back into the ground or just floated there doing nothing, but this on guy (Who had a twin) came closer to me and we started talking. His name was Evan and he was very tall and strangly 2D, and looked as if a little kid drew him. He was very nice and we were chatting and I saw the time and I realized I had to go to class. He walked me to the elevator, and then hugged me. It was really weird, because he was a ghost, but I could feel his hugs as if he was a living being. Then for some reason we kissed, and he picked me up and spun me around while hugging and kissing me. And all this time he was becoming more and more lifelike. I noticed some popular sophmores (From real life) pointed and whispering. But I had to get to class and so he put me down and walked off, like actually walking. When I got to class I told one of my friends about him, and she's like "You're not being very descreet about cheating on your boyfriend are you?" (This is not my current boyfriend that I was cheating on, because I would never do that) And I said "No, I guess I'm not being that descreet." Then all of a sudden I was back in the Chippewa Auditoriam with a bunch of people and I had no idea what the hell I was doing there but I think I was embarrassed and upset. Then some other stuff happened I think but I don't remember so fast forward to wear I was riding my dragon and Brom took me to a dragon burial ground inside a Chinese temple and was saying how there were 250 million dragons throughout time, and I said "That means that there must be some Eldunari that have escaped Galbatorix!" and he said "No, there isn't any." Then I said (No Joke) "Wait, we don't find out about Eldunari until the Third book and you died in the first so that must mean that this is still the first book." Then suddenly the dwarf king from LotR (The first one) came riding on his own dragon and demanded I give the ring to him. I said never, and me and Saphira (My dragon) dove into the sea and tried to escape from the dwarf's dragon who was much bigger than Saphira and we couldn't. But then the sea changed into the parking lot of a strip mall, and I ran inside the grocery store nearby. But once I got inside I had to strip because my cloths were sopping wet. So there I was, naked in a grocery store, when my dad and sister show up. My dad said "Hey I got a new job here! I'll get you some dry cloths as soon as I'm done rearranging the merchandice. Your sister will carry you around until I'm done." And so my sister was giving me a piggyback ride around the store, and I tried to stay to the less crowded isles. That's where my dream ended.
So does this mean my subconcious is craving an affair with the spirit of a departed NBA player in a major shopping mall that leads to humiliation in my childhood auditoriam where I become a dragon rider who can see into the future and is the ring bearer that must evade the dwarf king dragon rider while my father works in a grocery store where I take refuge while naked? If so, I'm slightly concerned. But you've got to admit, my subconcious is pretty creative. I don't think that many dreams have that many crossovers in between real life and multiple fantasy stories. Well, I gtg get ready for pt, so I'll bid you adieu.