Just FYI, you might not actually know some of these things. But if you actually read the book , you would.
Harry Potter:
~Harry is a wizard
~He goes to Hogwarts
~Voldemort is alive
~Hermione is a girl
~The 7th book would be much better without all the drama of camping
Twilight (Had to put it in here)
~Edward is a vampire
~Well, he's not a real vampire, just a wannabe who likes to play with glitter and doesn't shower
~Bella is a girl
~An angsty fucked up one with a fetish for wannabe mythical creatures
~Jacob is a werewolf
~Well, not an actual one, because he's not affected by the moon and has full control of his mental being when in wolf form
~Edward and Bella spawn a half and half creature that Jacob falls in love with
The Hunger Games
~Katniss goes to the Hunger Games
~She has a fake romance with Peeta, who is really in love with her
~She rebels against the Capitol and puts everyone in danger
~Blah blah blah, blah blah blah 2 books and much angyst later she choses Peeta over Gale
Eragon
~Eragon is a Dragon Rider
~He's lead to believe by his half brother that his father is Morzan but in reality his father is Brom
~Saphira is a dragon
~Galbatorix is a bad guy
The Bible
~Jesus dies
That's all for now. Oh, btw 2 people voted blue as their favorite color and 1 voted purple. Now, on to the next poll!! Latters
Friday, December 31, 2010
Thursday, December 30, 2010
I'd advise against reading this.
Because I just lost the game.
That's right.
THE GAME!!!!
And that means you just lost.
Suck it bitches :P
P.S. Btw Chuck Norris won the game.
That's right.
THE GAME!!!!
And that means you just lost.
Suck it bitches :P
P.S. Btw Chuck Norris won the game.
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
An Interesting Dream
I don't know what this dream means.......
So it was at the Water Tower in Chicago and I was walking through this cemetary that was there (Which isn't in real life) and all of the spirits of deceaced people came out and were moaning and crying and kinda scary so I said "Stop!! I can see and hear you guys!!" And most of them shut up and went back into the ground or just floated there doing nothing, but this on guy (Who had a twin) came closer to me and we started talking. His name was Evan and he was very tall and strangly 2D, and looked as if a little kid drew him. He was very nice and we were chatting and I saw the time and I realized I had to go to class. He walked me to the elevator, and then hugged me. It was really weird, because he was a ghost, but I could feel his hugs as if he was a living being. Then for some reason we kissed, and he picked me up and spun me around while hugging and kissing me. And all this time he was becoming more and more lifelike. I noticed some popular sophmores (From real life) pointed and whispering. But I had to get to class and so he put me down and walked off, like actually walking. When I got to class I told one of my friends about him, and she's like "You're not being very descreet about cheating on your boyfriend are you?" (This is not my current boyfriend that I was cheating on, because I would never do that) And I said "No, I guess I'm not being that descreet." Then all of a sudden I was back in the Chippewa Auditoriam with a bunch of people and I had no idea what the hell I was doing there but I think I was embarrassed and upset. Then some other stuff happened I think but I don't remember so fast forward to wear I was riding my dragon and Brom took me to a dragon burial ground inside a Chinese temple and was saying how there were 250 million dragons throughout time, and I said "That means that there must be some Eldunari that have escaped Galbatorix!" and he said "No, there isn't any." Then I said (No Joke) "Wait, we don't find out about Eldunari until the Third book and you died in the first so that must mean that this is still the first book." Then suddenly the dwarf king from LotR (The first one) came riding on his own dragon and demanded I give the ring to him. I said never, and me and Saphira (My dragon) dove into the sea and tried to escape from the dwarf's dragon who was much bigger than Saphira and we couldn't. But then the sea changed into the parking lot of a strip mall, and I ran inside the grocery store nearby. But once I got inside I had to strip because my cloths were sopping wet. So there I was, naked in a grocery store, when my dad and sister show up. My dad said "Hey I got a new job here! I'll get you some dry cloths as soon as I'm done rearranging the merchandice. Your sister will carry you around until I'm done." And so my sister was giving me a piggyback ride around the store, and I tried to stay to the less crowded isles. That's where my dream ended.
So does this mean my subconcious is craving an affair with the spirit of a departed NBA player in a major shopping mall that leads to humiliation in my childhood auditoriam where I become a dragon rider who can see into the future and is the ring bearer that must evade the dwarf king dragon rider while my father works in a grocery store where I take refuge while naked? If so, I'm slightly concerned. But you've got to admit, my subconcious is pretty creative. I don't think that many dreams have that many crossovers in between real life and multiple fantasy stories. Well, I gtg get ready for pt, so I'll bid you adieu.
So it was at the Water Tower in Chicago and I was walking through this cemetary that was there (Which isn't in real life) and all of the spirits of deceaced people came out and were moaning and crying and kinda scary so I said "Stop!! I can see and hear you guys!!" And most of them shut up and went back into the ground or just floated there doing nothing, but this on guy (Who had a twin) came closer to me and we started talking. His name was Evan and he was very tall and strangly 2D, and looked as if a little kid drew him. He was very nice and we were chatting and I saw the time and I realized I had to go to class. He walked me to the elevator, and then hugged me. It was really weird, because he was a ghost, but I could feel his hugs as if he was a living being. Then for some reason we kissed, and he picked me up and spun me around while hugging and kissing me. And all this time he was becoming more and more lifelike. I noticed some popular sophmores (From real life) pointed and whispering. But I had to get to class and so he put me down and walked off, like actually walking. When I got to class I told one of my friends about him, and she's like "You're not being very descreet about cheating on your boyfriend are you?" (This is not my current boyfriend that I was cheating on, because I would never do that) And I said "No, I guess I'm not being that descreet." Then all of a sudden I was back in the Chippewa Auditoriam with a bunch of people and I had no idea what the hell I was doing there but I think I was embarrassed and upset. Then some other stuff happened I think but I don't remember so fast forward to wear I was riding my dragon and Brom took me to a dragon burial ground inside a Chinese temple and was saying how there were 250 million dragons throughout time, and I said "That means that there must be some Eldunari that have escaped Galbatorix!" and he said "No, there isn't any." Then I said (No Joke) "Wait, we don't find out about Eldunari until the Third book and you died in the first so that must mean that this is still the first book." Then suddenly the dwarf king from LotR (The first one) came riding on his own dragon and demanded I give the ring to him. I said never, and me and Saphira (My dragon) dove into the sea and tried to escape from the dwarf's dragon who was much bigger than Saphira and we couldn't. But then the sea changed into the parking lot of a strip mall, and I ran inside the grocery store nearby. But once I got inside I had to strip because my cloths were sopping wet. So there I was, naked in a grocery store, when my dad and sister show up. My dad said "Hey I got a new job here! I'll get you some dry cloths as soon as I'm done rearranging the merchandice. Your sister will carry you around until I'm done." And so my sister was giving me a piggyback ride around the store, and I tried to stay to the less crowded isles. That's where my dream ended.
So does this mean my subconcious is craving an affair with the spirit of a departed NBA player in a major shopping mall that leads to humiliation in my childhood auditoriam where I become a dragon rider who can see into the future and is the ring bearer that must evade the dwarf king dragon rider while my father works in a grocery store where I take refuge while naked? If so, I'm slightly concerned. But you've got to admit, my subconcious is pretty creative. I don't think that many dreams have that many crossovers in between real life and multiple fantasy stories. Well, I gtg get ready for pt, so I'll bid you adieu.
Sunday, December 26, 2010
Out of Place
I don't have any where I fit in.
People say "It doesn't matter if you fit in, as long as you're you." They don't say that it makes you feels so unwanted and out of place that you want to do nothing else but curl up in a ball in a corner and cry.
It sure is fun when you feel out of place with you family. No one to talk to, nothing to talk about. Feeling as though you're intruding, and being unwanted.
I hate it.
I hate it I hate it I hate it.
I don't have anywhere that I really fit in. Not even with my friends really. I'm too different, too out spoken, not smart enough, and just not belonging. I just wish that there was somehwere that I always always be accepted and liked, no matter what. I thought I had a place like that once, but I messed up, and even before that I felt out of place.
Damnit I'm almost crying.
I hate it when I cry. Because it shows that people get to me, and then they know how to get me again. And again. And again. because they know where it hurts.
What can feel even worse is trying to belong, by being yourself, and knowing that no one wants you. And hope that you'll grow out of it, that you'll find somewhere that has people that will always know what to say.
Well, RUA, HME should cheer me up. So bye.
People say "It doesn't matter if you fit in, as long as you're you." They don't say that it makes you feels so unwanted and out of place that you want to do nothing else but curl up in a ball in a corner and cry.
It sure is fun when you feel out of place with you family. No one to talk to, nothing to talk about. Feeling as though you're intruding, and being unwanted.
I hate it.
I hate it I hate it I hate it.
I don't have anywhere that I really fit in. Not even with my friends really. I'm too different, too out spoken, not smart enough, and just not belonging. I just wish that there was somehwere that I always always be accepted and liked, no matter what. I thought I had a place like that once, but I messed up, and even before that I felt out of place.
Damnit I'm almost crying.
I hate it when I cry. Because it shows that people get to me, and then they know how to get me again. And again. And again. because they know where it hurts.
What can feel even worse is trying to belong, by being yourself, and knowing that no one wants you. And hope that you'll grow out of it, that you'll find somewhere that has people that will always know what to say.
Well, RUA, HME should cheer me up. So bye.
Thursday, December 23, 2010
That One Feeling (Not what you think)
You know that feeling where you feel alone even if you're standing in a crowd? The feeling that no matter how loud you scream no one will hear you, or no matter how fast you run you can't get away? Well, if you haven't, it sucks.
I don't even know why I'm feeling like this.
My life is going great. I'm on winter break, have a great boyfriend, it's almost xmas, not really any hw over break, and stuff should just be perfect, right?
Well, there is that small matter of grades.
Progress reports came home and my told me what I got. You'd think she'd be okay with me averaging a B, right? I am getting three As. But she doesn't care about that. No, it's the three Cs that she's always talking about.
I just had a random idea. Wouldn't it be great to just retreat from the entire world? You couldn't talk to anyone of course, but you wouldn't have to talk to anyone either. Being able to spend your days in peace, meditating and fasting, feeling the rhythems of the earth as it turns. Taking long walks in the woods, or on a beach, or across a plain, or up a mountain, or along a river. That would be nice.
Anyway, back to the whole grades thing.
It really sucks when all of your friends are smarter than you. I get excited because I get a B on a French quiz for the first time all year, and others are dissapointed that they got 2 points off the writing. Or that my boyfriend, who's a year younger, is taking the same math class as me and acing it will I'm barely passing. Actually, I think it might be honers, I'm not sure. Or when the ACT results came back, and my friends sitting next to me were scoring in the 100th percentile, backing me feel bad about my 88th.
God I feel so stupid about saying this stuff. It's dramatic and cliche and stupid.
I'm worn out and tired and weepy and emotional and upset and angry and depressed and excited but too exuasted to be actually excited and nervous and anxious and I just really want a hug from one of my friends.
The holidays aren't my favorite time of the year this year. I wish everything wasn't so goddamn confusing. I wish my schedual hasn't been so fucked up. I'm tired of this. I'm tired of not knowing and knowing too much.
I've got to go do chores now before wrapping presents then leaving for my dad's. Bye. Happy Holidays.
I don't even know why I'm feeling like this.
My life is going great. I'm on winter break, have a great boyfriend, it's almost xmas, not really any hw over break, and stuff should just be perfect, right?
Well, there is that small matter of grades.
Progress reports came home and my told me what I got. You'd think she'd be okay with me averaging a B, right? I am getting three As. But she doesn't care about that. No, it's the three Cs that she's always talking about.
I just had a random idea. Wouldn't it be great to just retreat from the entire world? You couldn't talk to anyone of course, but you wouldn't have to talk to anyone either. Being able to spend your days in peace, meditating and fasting, feeling the rhythems of the earth as it turns. Taking long walks in the woods, or on a beach, or across a plain, or up a mountain, or along a river. That would be nice.
Anyway, back to the whole grades thing.
It really sucks when all of your friends are smarter than you. I get excited because I get a B on a French quiz for the first time all year, and others are dissapointed that they got 2 points off the writing. Or that my boyfriend, who's a year younger, is taking the same math class as me and acing it will I'm barely passing. Actually, I think it might be honers, I'm not sure. Or when the ACT results came back, and my friends sitting next to me were scoring in the 100th percentile, backing me feel bad about my 88th.
God I feel so stupid about saying this stuff. It's dramatic and cliche and stupid.
I'm worn out and tired and weepy and emotional and upset and angry and depressed and excited but too exuasted to be actually excited and nervous and anxious and I just really want a hug from one of my friends.
The holidays aren't my favorite time of the year this year. I wish everything wasn't so goddamn confusing. I wish my schedual hasn't been so fucked up. I'm tired of this. I'm tired of not knowing and knowing too much.
I've got to go do chores now before wrapping presents then leaving for my dad's. Bye. Happy Holidays.
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Words
Misqueme, aquabib, nubivagant, colaphize, starrify, magistricide, lubency, amorevolous, egrote.
These are all words that I've adopted on Savethewords.com, which is an awesome site. Misqueme(v) means to displease, aquabib(n) means water-drinking, nubivagant(v) moving throughout or in clouds, colaphize(v) means to beat or buffet, Starrify(v) means to decorate with stars, magistricide(n) means the killing or a teacher or master OMGSNOWDAYDAYDAYSNOWYSNOWSNOWDAY!!!!! lubecy(adj) means willingness or pleasure, amorevolous(adj) means affectionet or doting, and egrote(v) means to feign an illness. Aren't words marvelous? Now if only the emails of confirmation and adoption would arrive..............
On a more serious note, it's final this time. I just wish that it didn't happen this way. There's nothing I hate more than causing other people pain like this. Sigh. Anyway, it may be time to indulged in your comfort food............
Until next time, fare thee well. Avoid the fish. Stay in school. Make love not war. Peace.
These are all words that I've adopted on Savethewords.com, which is an awesome site. Misqueme(v) means to displease, aquabib(n) means water-drinking, nubivagant(v) moving throughout or in clouds, colaphize(v) means to beat or buffet, Starrify(v) means to decorate with stars, magistricide(n) means the killing or a teacher or master OMGSNOWDAYDAYDAYSNOWYSNOWSNOWDAY!!!!! lubecy(adj) means willingness or pleasure, amorevolous(adj) means affectionet or doting, and egrote(v) means to feign an illness. Aren't words marvelous? Now if only the emails of confirmation and adoption would arrive..............
On a more serious note, it's final this time. I just wish that it didn't happen this way. There's nothing I hate more than causing other people pain like this. Sigh. Anyway, it may be time to indulged in your comfort food............
Until next time, fare thee well. Avoid the fish. Stay in school. Make love not war. Peace.
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
American Society Sucks
Snyapsyse of expectations for a kid in the 21st century: After deciding what you want to be when you grow up so that when you get to Middleschool were you good grades in so you can test out of classes in Highschool so you can work even harder to get good grades in so you can get into a good college where you can work your ass of to get a high paying job you'll be stuck in for the rest of your life because you never did anything other than what was required for it, even if you hate it. But now that you've got a good paying job you can marry a nice Christian guy/girl, buy a big house in suburbia with a white picket fence, have 2.5 kids and get a golden retriever. And then you can repeat the cycle all over again with your kid.
I wish we could go back a couple hundred thousand years when the point of life was to survive instead of win. Because too many people keep trying to win,and they don't stop to have fun. It's so stupid that you have to work your ass off starting at kindergarden, or, if you need to play a musical instrument really well to get a scholership to an Ivy Leage school, then somewhere around age three.
I wish that people could deside what they want to be, and try their damndest to get there, because that's what they want. If you want to be a surgen, then go for it, but if you want to be a painter or a mechanic or a video game designer or a writer, then you should try it. You should be able to have fun in life, dance in the rain, play go fish, watch Disney Movies, get kissed during a blizzard. Those things aren't going towards college credits, but they're things everyone should do.
I don't want to spend my life working so I can work my whole life.
I wish that my parents could accept that I'm not that smart, that I try my hardest to get good grades, but even though I'm in the 93% in the US for the ACT Plan thing, I'm only in the 72% in Okemos. And it doesn't matter that I scored above the expectations for my level in all of the subjects. No, that doesn't matter.
I hate it. I hate it. I FUCKING HATE IT ALL.
I wish we could go back a couple hundred thousand years when the point of life was to survive instead of win. Because too many people keep trying to win,and they don't stop to have fun. It's so stupid that you have to work your ass off starting at kindergarden, or, if you need to play a musical instrument really well to get a scholership to an Ivy Leage school, then somewhere around age three.
I wish that people could deside what they want to be, and try their damndest to get there, because that's what they want. If you want to be a surgen, then go for it, but if you want to be a painter or a mechanic or a video game designer or a writer, then you should try it. You should be able to have fun in life, dance in the rain, play go fish, watch Disney Movies, get kissed during a blizzard. Those things aren't going towards college credits, but they're things everyone should do.
I don't want to spend my life working so I can work my whole life.
I wish that my parents could accept that I'm not that smart, that I try my hardest to get good grades, but even though I'm in the 93% in the US for the ACT Plan thing, I'm only in the 72% in Okemos. And it doesn't matter that I scored above the expectations for my level in all of the subjects. No, that doesn't matter.
I hate it. I hate it. I FUCKING HATE IT ALL.
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Becoming a lesbian seems like a better and better idea
Boys are so stupid!!!! Seriously!!!
It's so bad that I'm using a Twilight anology to describe it!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
So, say I'm Bella. Theres an Edward, Jacob, and Mike in my life right now. Jacob is sweet and safe, Edward is different and more chancy, and Mike, well the Mike in my life is only the same as the Mike in Twilight as in he's less likely than either Jacob or Edward, but my Mike always makes me feel wanted and desirable.
Now, if I could make a hybrid, that would solve everything.
I'd take Jacob's body, with some of Edward's coloring and height, Mike's sex drive, Edward's humor, Mike's maturity, Jacob's understanding, and since they're all very smart, attractive, and fun to be around, I'll blend those in too.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME SEE I'M DOING A TWILIGHT ANOLOGY STUPID BOYS WHY CAN'T YOU SPACE YOURSEVLES OUT MORE EVENLY SO THAT INSTEAD OF ALL OF YOU AT ONCE ITS WHEN I'M SINGLE AND LONELY?!?!?!
Ahem.
Anyway, I'm gonna go and watch movies and eat mac'n'cheese (Comfort foor).
Bye.
It's so bad that I'm using a Twilight anology to describe it!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
So, say I'm Bella. Theres an Edward, Jacob, and Mike in my life right now. Jacob is sweet and safe, Edward is different and more chancy, and Mike, well the Mike in my life is only the same as the Mike in Twilight as in he's less likely than either Jacob or Edward, but my Mike always makes me feel wanted and desirable.
Now, if I could make a hybrid, that would solve everything.
I'd take Jacob's body, with some of Edward's coloring and height, Mike's sex drive, Edward's humor, Mike's maturity, Jacob's understanding, and since they're all very smart, attractive, and fun to be around, I'll blend those in too.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME SEE I'M DOING A TWILIGHT ANOLOGY STUPID BOYS WHY CAN'T YOU SPACE YOURSEVLES OUT MORE EVENLY SO THAT INSTEAD OF ALL OF YOU AT ONCE ITS WHEN I'M SINGLE AND LONELY?!?!?!
Ahem.
Anyway, I'm gonna go and watch movies and eat mac'n'cheese (Comfort foor).
Bye.
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