This is a post dedicated to the MLIA website. I will be taking posts off of the website and putting them in my blog, because I want to share the quotes, and don't know where else to put them.
Today I was talking to my 3 year old cousin. She was having me guess her favorite animal. After half an hour of guessing I gave up. Her favorite animal is a pumpkin. I should have known. MLIA
Today, I was called a lovely looking girl by an old person sitting next to me on the bus. I felt really pretty until i remembered that i am a 16 year old boy.MLIA
Last week, I decided to get a puppy. I waited until I had a really bad day at work then I stood up and said loudly, "Ugh! I'm having such a bad day! I'm gonna go buy a puppy." and marched out of the office and got a puppy. I brought him to work today and everyone's faces are even better than I imagined. MLIA
Yesterday in a large crowd of people I yelled "HEY STUPID" to see how many people turned around. It was priceless, everyone did. MLIA
Today, my little brother and I got toy wands from a gift shop. As we were walking, we saw an old man in a wheelchair, who was obviously in a bad mood. We decided to brighten up his day by running up to him, taking out our wands and yelling "stupefy!" Instead of getting mad at us, like we expected, he took out his own wand, yelled "expelliarmus!" and gave us each a high-five. Never again will I stereotype the elderly. MLIA.
One day, my friend and I were hanging out and my mom walked in. My mom asked me, "Did you ride your boyfriend yesterday?" And I replied "Yeah, but he was a little bad so I had to whip him a couple times." My friend didn't know that my mom refers to my horse as my "boyfriend." Her face, priceless. MLIA
That was only like 3 pages. It's a really funny site, and I highly recomend it. I'm gonna go read some more now. Peace.
Oh, and the person who voted on the last poll said that they like musicians the best. Agreed.
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